Greg: Like today. I heard someone in the hallway say that Bryce Anderson had a cute butt. What does that even mean? Rowly: A butt can’t be cute. It’s a butt. Screenplay by Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo, Gabe Sachs, & Jeff Judah

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Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. Screenplay by Jim Cash & Jack Epps, Jr.

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My whole life I’ve looked forward. Backward is out of my jurisdiction. Screenplay by Eduardo Sacheri & Juan Jose Campanella

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They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs. It’s the same thing. Screenplay by Graham Greene

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Nothing is written. Screenplay by Robert Bolt & Michael Wilson

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Judge me by my size, do you? Screenplay by Leigh Brackett & Lawrence Kasdan

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Well if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go on an over night drunk. And in ten days, I’m gonna set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone that would care to join me is more than welcome. Screenplay by Wes Anderson & Noah Baumbach

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Tom: Who’s Lars from Norway? Rachel: Just some guy that she met at the gym with Brad Pitt’s face and Jesus’s abs. Screenplay by Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber

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Oh, stewardess. I speak jive. Screenplay by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker

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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your’s to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way! Screenplay by David Mamet

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