“A Census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” Screenplay by Ted Tally

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“The list is an absolute good. The list is life.” Screenplay by Thomas Keneally

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“This quitting thing. It’s a hard habit to break once you start.” Screenplay by Bill Lancaster

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That is one nutty hospital. Screenplay by Larry Gelbart & Murray Schisgal

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  I know you can fight. But it’s our wits that make us men. Screenplay by Randall Wallace

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Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. Screenplay by Betty Comden & Adolph Green

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Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. Screenplay by Phil Kaufman & Sonia Chernus

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 You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, and we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July. Screenplay by Peter Benchley & Carl Gottlieb

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Actually, we’re all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly watching Donnie beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever come to going to the movies. Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino

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You guys have got an ad with America’s favorite old fart reading a book in front of a fireplace! Now, I have to kill all of you. Screenplay by Mitch Glazer & Michael O’Donoghue

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